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Stop Whipping Yourself!!!

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I’m standing in line at Starbucks when a morbidly obese woman orders some HUGE multisyllabic coffee drink WITH WHIP!!!...

No Discount Training

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“Do you offer a discount on your training services?” This was the question asked to me a few years...

Drug Test Your Trainer

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I had never seen cocaine before… It was the summer of 1985 and I was on break between my...